Born – no one cares because he was totally irrelevant until the Jet Blue thing.
Former Occupation: Flight Attendant
Current Occupation: No one cares
Famous for quitting his job after allegedly being verbally abused by a passenger … then grabbed two beers and jumped down the bouncy slide.
Became an instant celebrity, thought it would last forever, milked it for all it was worth.
Came under fire after it became clear he was less a working class hero and more a big baby who wanted some attention (and to go "whee" on his way down the big bouncy slide).
Disappeared from the face of the planet after people got bored with him, which didn't take long.
Inspired millions of oppressed workers to think about quitting for a few seconds, realize it's unfeasible, then get back to work.